“Hell, I’ve partied on a boat dressed as a spaceman in the Gowanus Canal.”
“I can hook you up with this Massai hunter guy in Tanzania. He’s the kind of oily guy you want in your corner.”
“It was a nice yurt. It had throw pillows.”
“Lou Reed is really bad at Tai Chi.”
“And then he drew a penis on my copy of Transformer.”
Scaling an iceberg near Antarctica. Circa December 2005.
